sacred-portal:

kalimaxxing:

if a hamburger and a cheeseburger have a baby it most likely will have cheese on it because the cheese trait come from a dominant gene

horsegirl:

horsegirl:

I don’t want people to be filmed on phones and I don’t want to be self aware and I don’t want irony and I don’t want infographics and I don’t want references or call backs or reboots or sequels or franchises or crossovers or multiverses

I want cream cheese bagel

what-even-is-thiss:

Every year I get angrier and angrier listening to Big Yellow Taxi because yeah, yeah you were absolutely right, Joni Mitchell. They did pave paradise and put up a parking lot. And nothing has changed about that in the last 50 years, Joni Mitchell. It’s still a parking lot. With a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swinging hot spot no less. You were right about that. You were absolutely right. You don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone. Nailed it. That is true. And I’m frustrated about it.

blackpyrefly:

bunniope:

blackpyrefly:

dress codes that arent ppe are stupid as fuck. as an adult human being with a (relatively) functioning brain i have never walked into a place and given a fuck what an employee was wearing. “professional” okay bitch i can make up adjectives too. “grundlous” see easy

whats grundlous mean

of or pertaining to grundle